All Navy just had a short briefing from the Big Navy LNOs who are here
to protect us from the Army. They just wanted to make sure that we know
a few of the ins and outs of getting through and getting out without
getting too caught up in Army nonsense.
One thing they talked about was the medals that we would be eligible
for at the end. One is the Iraq Campaign Medal, Oddly enough, with one
star. Usually a star means multiple awards, but in this case it means
multiple campaigns, and we will be here during two administrative
campaigns, so two awards for one deployment. Ask Congress, if it doesn't
make sense. Another is the Overseas Service Ribbon. That one is simple
enough. How about the Sea Service Ribbon? Usually you get that for being
at sea continuously for more than 75 days, which actually isn't all that
common. They couldn't explain why we are getting it for 285 days in the
desert. It probably has something to do with a poorly worded or vaguely
worded description of eligibility that neglected to specify that time
away from home had to actually be at sea.
They also said that we would be probably be eligible for either the
Meritorious Service Medal or the Bronze Star. Here is what's
interesting. For the Army, the Bronze Star has become the standard end
of tour award for duty in Iraq for officers and senior enlisted.
Everyone gets one, unless he was such a screwup that his chain of
command actually went to the trouble of documenting the incompetence or
misbehavior. Bronze Stars have been given out so prolifically (50000+
and that was last year's number) that it no longer really has any
meaning. A Bronze Star meant something once, but now, if it doesn't have
a "V" device, which means the guy was at least shot at and returned
fire, there is nothing about it that really distinguishes it from lesser
awards for achievement, except that the lesser awards are that much
less.
The Navy still holds to the old fashioned meaning the medal and does
not often approve Bronze Stars except where the nominee was actually in
combat --- as the award instruction clearly specifies. This counts as a
combat tour for me, but I am in no more danger here than I would be in
any major city in the US, with a very unlikely indirect mortar strike
substituting for a very rare mugging. The Navy has only approved about
1500 Bronze Stars to date, so if you see one on a sailor, it still means
something. In all likelihood, the last medal I will get is a MSM.
Even the military is subject to feel goodism. No one wants to feel
left out, especially after a senior officer decides that he wants a
medal without actually deserving one. Once the standards are lowered for
one, they are lowered for all. At least the Valor device is still given
a decent amount of respect, but medal inflation being what it is, in the
next war everyone will get the Silver Star just for showing up. I am
glad the Navy hasn't yet fallen into that pit. I will be happy with an
MSM. It will mean that I never got shot at and never had to try to kill
someone else. I can live with that.